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19

Jun

Beauty and the Beast prologue

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As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker.

Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc.

You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.)

What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer.

Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.

18

Jun

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

can u feel the heat on ma skin can u feel all ma lovin u and me we’re stanDING ON THE SUN WITH MY NEW BEYONE SHIRT CAN I GET AN AMEN 

we did it beyonce shirt we did it we climbed this whole mountain our selfie got 1000 notes we rest sweet child we can rest 

sIKE AINT NO SUCH THIS AS REST FOR THE FABULOUS CAN I GET A SOUL CLAP 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

can u feel the heat on ma skin can u feel all ma lovin u and me we’re stanDING ON THE SUN WITH MY NEW BEYONE SHIRT CAN I GET AN AMEN 

we did it beyonce shirt we did it we climbed this whole mountain our selfie got 1000 notes we rest sweet child we can rest 

sIKE AINT NO SUCH THIS AS REST FOR THE FABULOUS CAN I GET A SOUL CLAP 

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sherlockedinthepandorica:

ehhdee:

im dead.

i bet he isnt tho

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onwards Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man’s ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sherlockedinthepandorica:

ehhdee:

im dead.

i bet he isnt tho

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

Hurry onwards Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead

The journey before you may be long and filled with woe

but you must escape the gay man’s ass so your tale can be told

Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

itsatardis:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thesp8game:

zellabellamellawella:

neraiutsuze:

amorremanet:

#yeah ok #you ”like the pizza” #right right #death lbr you just have a huge dumb soft spot for dean winchester like 85 miles wide #and wanna spoil him rotten #oh you want your brother’s soul back? #welllll i don’t usually do things like this but omg pls i’ll make an exception for you dean #dean i don’t like it when people try to bind me and make me kill rampaging angels #but i’ll let you off the hook this time because i like you so much #hm okay chicago can stay since you ask #because i ~like the pizza #DEATH PLS YOU JUST LIKE DEAN (via chainedtocastiel)

 

DEATH TRIES TO STEP UP AND BE HIS FATHER FIGURE

OHMYGOD

also think about how for Dean this is the first time he’s ‘met’ Death, but Death’s met him so many times, DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY TIMES DEAN HAS DIED, he and Death have probably had billions of conversations already, please Dean is Death’s best friend, he’s one of the few people he gets to meet more than one time

Dean, Death, and Rory Williams have pizza together on wednesdays

um i used to live i chicago and the pizza is a perfectly valid reason to stay there

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17

Jun

(Source: nightlockhunter)